I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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