so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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