So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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