I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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