it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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