if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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