**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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