He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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