I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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