Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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