It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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