I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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