I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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