Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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