question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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