for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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