Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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