Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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