it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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