yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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