ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Randomize
