Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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