Don't you send me to vm
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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