New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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