I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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