How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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