Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
