I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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