I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
