Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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