Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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