Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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