i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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