Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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