Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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