Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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