Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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