I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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