I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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