I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
tell me about the fingering
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