hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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