Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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