Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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