So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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