I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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