At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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