love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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