I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He kissed a someone with a penis
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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