Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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