I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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