Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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